And no, that’s not how you pronounce

• Feng shui
• Jules Verne
• Camus
• Jenny Lind
• Greta Thunberg
• Kierkegaard
• H.C. Andersen (yeah, you missed the thing with the initials too)

BTW, Danes aren’t immune to this. Let me just mention Femø and Wozniacki.

If you cast people to sound German, make it easy for yourself: Cast a German. Etc.

Or to put it another way: Keep an eye on my soundcloud. I already have more than 10 words.