RT @weirddalle: Darth Depression😔 https://t.co/0CQ8cjNEmt

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 08, 2023

RT @kareem_carr: This is the 1st law of data science. If you are a data scientist, it will be repeatedly relevant throughout your career. h…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 08, 2023

RT @EspDanmark: Bruger du nogensinde begrebet “Stockholmsyndromet”? Så læs tråden her, for “diagnosen” er opfundet af en mandlig psykiater…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 08, 2023

RT @Qafzeh: The history of the domestic cat in Central Europe https://t.co/LqIOsUuseU https://t.co/3qtKE4NA3z

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 07, 2023

RT @Enhedslisten: I dag er det direktørernes sidste arbejdsdag i 2023. En rig elite er stukket af fra resten af samfundet. https://t.co/…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 06, 2023

RT @RobotterPLoftet: Vintage Science Fiction Month: SF Stories About Christmas – https://t.co/iYsoD0LrXT

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 06, 2023

RT @melhuman: The tesla website claims that the new truck can pull “near-infinite mass” hhjjkhjslsl this company is so unserious https://t.…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 06, 2023

Eddie Murphy spiller godt. En usandsynlig plan, tilfældigheder osv. Lad mig se. Black face, no homo og n-ordet, li… https://t.co/ePRLAGHslc

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 05, 2023

RT @qikipedia: Open plan offices increase worker stress, blood pressure, and turnover.

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 05, 2023

RT @BGHilton: ‘The Hulk will smash the puny humans!’ ‘Don’t you mean “Hulk smash puny humans?”‘ ‘I used to talk like that, before I was b…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 05, 2023

RT @QuiteVague: The lovely discussions of GLASS ONION and its playful story structure are a great prompt for me to re-share my post at @Cat…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 04, 2023

RT @weirddalle: Thomas the Tank Engine in a cyberpunk city https://t.co/xrQvpvWBSk

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 04, 2023

RT @Carl__Valentin: Jeg har hævet min skattelettelse. Ligesom de andre MF’ere slipper jeg nemlig snart for at betale topskat. Mere end 8.…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 04, 2023

Beskæftigelsessystemet bør bygges på tillid – https://t.co/StJoyRXBl8

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 04, 2023

RT @kareem_carr: They were just warning that it’s important to not let it go so far that we end up living under a totalitarian government a…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 04, 2023

RT @kareem_carr: 1984: Modifying language to make certain ideas literally unthinkable Fahrenheit 451: Banning books Brave new world: Drug…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 04, 2023

RT @ansiblemag: Seems about time for the January issue of Ansible. https://t.co/9C37qRV6FK https://t.co/KaevrSG9Fx

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 04, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: https://t.co/q1e8HYvjJ5 #otd 1874

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 03, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: https://t.co/CmRbq17wLv #otd 1874

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 03, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: Fagforeningernes delegerede og formænd holdt det berammede møde nytårsdag. … Dirigenten anbefalede at forsamlingen kons…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 03, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialisten. Lørdag d. 3. januar 1874. #otd 1874.

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 03, 2023

Dagens ord: torturlejr. Suk. https://t.co/kZLuILCQrw

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 03, 2023

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Real Life – https://t.co/ejSuBk2vDm #math

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

RT @MajThorsen: Så er endnu en klient med autisme vendt tilbage. For 2 år siden skrev jeg klage over et komplet nyttesløst ressourceforløb…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

RT @MajThorsen: “Det skal være slut med at alvorligt syge, ja endda dødeligt syge skal sendes i aktivering” Den glædelige udmelding kommer…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

RT @ScottHech: NEWS. A historic day. 3 years after the Supreme Court ruled non-unanimous juries unconstitutionally racist, the Oregon Supre…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

RT @qikipedia: To make the war less visible and traumatising for the small children of Kyiv, a local concrete manufacturer and a children’s…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Tirsdag den 19. april. 1910. Voldgiftsretten og Forligsmandsloven, 1910. https://t.co/BdTs0bcqlk

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Mandag den 18. aprl. 1910. Voldgiftsretten og Forligsmandsloven, 1910. https://t.co/oX23dk3Vq4

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: Horsens Folkeblad. Mandag den 11. april 1910. Voldgiftsretten og Forligsmandsloven, 1910. https://t.co/W33Mbu4B1M

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 02, 2023

Godt skuespil. Mand, den psyk er dårlig! Utilfredse koner. 👎🏻 Hurra for postvæsenet. #LiseSerFilm ●●● IMDb: : Mir… https://t.co/JTpdOdXkcE

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 01, 2023

Næsten lige så god som Knives Out. Twist twisty twist! Åh, Birdie. Åh, Miles. Og hans bådebro. Blanc, når han ikke… https://t.co/ncHl4RJXJK

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 01, 2023

https://t.co/JCfRbQljGo https://t.co/8nfP0Pf5tj

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 01, 2023

RT @daniel_dsj2110: Bertrand Russell: “The idea that the poor should have leisure has always been shocking to the rich”: https://t.co/Jkr7U…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 01, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: https://t.co/q1e8HYvjJ5 #otd 1873

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 01, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: https://t.co/XnvwjiJc3M #otd 1873

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 01, 2023

RT @arbejdssejre: Repræsentanterne, som er valgt til Centralbestyrelsen for alle fagforeninger, bedes at møde den 1ste januar 1874, eftermi…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) January 01, 2023

Han voksede op i Nakskov uden varmt vand og strøm – sådan går det Nicolai Strand Andersen – https://t.co/lPXjSFLuLA… https://t.co/VFCHXr6bx0

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 30, 2022

A Christmas card! @hugogirlpodcast https://t.co/tofKT3CrEf

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 30, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal – Jpeg – https://t.co/IoLinFmwfK #computers

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 28, 2022

RT @GoogleDoodles: Today’s #GoogleDoodle celebrates the 140th birthday of painter Lili Elbe, one of the very first recipients of gender-aff…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 28, 2022

Well, that’s a list of, ehm, Christmas movies. @TinseltownMayor Discovering… Christmas Films (tv series 2018)… https://t.co/2EA2kDwYrQ

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 28, 2022

RT @PodCastle_org: #pc767 THE ANT KING: A CALIFORNIA FAIRY TALE by @ben_rosenbaum, narrated by @SFEley and presented by @IntenselyEric as a…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 27, 2022

RT @CampArlington: Piers Morgan trying to make a woman feel stupid by asking her if she knows the Pythagoras Theorem. Funny twist: he doesn…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 27, 2022

Love Power! Badder! Nogle gange går de desværre længere end bare at lade sig inspirere af andre film. Bedre end tra… https://t.co/muUgsj1Eay

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 27, 2022

Mysterio overraskede mig. Europa! 👍🏻 Teenagere! 👎🏻 #LiseSerFilm ●●○ IMDb: : Spider-Man: Far from Home https://t.co/hAGcbhCmXP

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 27, 2022

RT @larkingrumple: Puccini and Toscanini had a stormy friendship. One Christmas, Puccini sent Toscanini a panettone, forgetting they had fa…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 25, 2022

RT @kareem_carr: Tip #1: Focus on textbooks that are written for self-study Most textbooks are written with the assumption that you have a…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 25, 2022

RT @deepbreaths20: @weskrantz @JaneyGodley https://t.co/efMWtYxztP

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 25, 2022

The 12 stages of the corporate community’s lifecycle. Pluralistic: What the fediverse (does/n’t) solve (23 Dec 202… https://t.co/coKqZt63EY

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 24, 2022

RT @Browtweaten: grinch: I’m so glad we changed and became nice scrooge: and now our names will only be used positively in the future 🙂

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 24, 2022

Her de 3 foregående søndage har jeg præsenteret små julenoveller. Udover at de er science fiction, hvad kan man så sige om dem?

Jul i cyberspace er inspireret af Neuromancer.

Jul i morgen er inspireret af dels Drømmen om i morgen, dels madpiller, flyvende biler osv.

Cool jul er inspireret af dels sangen “Det’ jul, det’ cool”, dels genren postapokalypse. Og så blev den testlæst af Svend Aage Petersen.

Kendte du alle dem?

RT @arbejdssejre: https://t.co/K6Ob3fo1Gh. Hjælpekasseloven 1907. Økonomisk sikkerhed, uden at miste sin stemmeret.

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Tirsdag den 26. marts. 1907. Hjælpekasseloven 1907. https://t.co/TghJeeMKO3

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @RobotterPLoftet: Nyt afsnit: 045 Jul på Ganymedes https://t.co/zPxOwT7ODJ Isaac Asimov: “Jul på Ganymedes”. Rumvæsener. Kultursammenst…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: https://t.co/KNmdu6KSIu Grundlov 1915.

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Søndag den 6 juni. 1915. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/0pLGdkHI0x

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Fredag den 13 marts. 1914. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/iPPDwlMmXm

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @JackeeeBabyyy: https://t.co/vZcrvhGUSq

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @JackeeeBabyyy: https://t.co/pHw9JCWKha

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @JackeeeBabyyy: A lady on TikTok pretended to be too drunk and recorded the men that followed her and how they all attempted to in some…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Søndag den 28 september. 1913. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/VhDfhj0bqP

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Fredag den 26 september. 1913. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/G2liY4SSd4

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Torsdag den 25 september. 1913. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/pAsbrbKQ7q

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

https://t.co/b68o4Xn4up – https://t.co/3URxrp9Ya3 22 days in and I’ve solved it! 3 drones down.

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 23, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Onsdag den 24 september. 1913. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/feCHGyfvMW

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Søndag den 21 september. 1913. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/GKjXHZfWHE

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @PDLComics: unstoppable https://t.co/hXN1vOpS1L

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

Kære Digitaliseringsminister, – https://t.co/EvBPeYZWsB

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @TinseltownMayor: AT LONG LAST! Tinseltown is proud to present the hypothetically semi-public domain long-lost kinescope of the 1959 tel…

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Fredag den 19 september. 1913. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/37WbR2yKWw

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Torsdag den 18 september. 1913. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/x1T6kWPbso

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Fredag den 13 december. 1912. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/b4TeYEg7zP

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Torsdag den 24 oktober. 1912. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/jt0L55glz7

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Torsdag den 10 oktober. 1912. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/aoAWknZBQ2

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Tirsdag den 5. oktober. 1909. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/LOzf2scH4o

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Mandag den 4. oktober. 1909. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/187vGjeycq

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

RT @arbejdssejre: Socialdemokraten. Torsdag den 23. februar. 1905. Grundlov 1915. https://t.co/kfBiXwlaw7

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022

Michael Caine spiller rigtig godt. Hist og her er en muppet sig selv. Når Marley/Marley kritiserer en tale. Eller… https://t.co/qJoyWlho9n

— Lise “Massachusetts-havet” Andreasen (@lise_andreasen) December 22, 2022