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Anmeldelse af “Møghund”, af Cory Doctorow. Novelle. 2024, dog også tidligere 2015. Så fremmed et sted.

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Skitse: Jerry tjener bl.a. penge på at købe genstande billigt på loppemarkeder og sælge dem på auktion. Han er rigtig gode venner med Møghund, et rumvæsen, der primært samler. Indtil de har et sammenstød over en samling cowboyting for børn.

Er det science fiction? Jeps.

Temaer: Der findes jo alle slags personer, så hvorfor dog ikke også en, der støvsuger loppemarkeder for guf?

Og hvorfor skulle sådan en ikke kunne være et rumvæsen? Der normalt handler med væsentlige dyrere produkter, men det andet kan jo være en hobby. Der er et interessant fænomen her, hvor et menneske kommer i øjenhøjde med det fremmede.

Er det godt? Jeps. De ganske få tråde samles tilfredsstillende. 👽👽👽

Note: Jeg har et blødt punkt for Doctorow, så jeg giver selvfølgelig også gode karakterer til hans historier.

#ThisWeeksFiddler, 20250425

This week the #puzzle is: Can You See Between the Trees? #geometry

You are at the point (0, 0) on the coordinate plane. There is a tree at each point with nonnegative integer coordinates, such as (5, 6), (0, 7), and (9, 1). The trees are very thin, so that they only obstruct trees that are directly behind them. For example, the tree at (2, 2) is not visible, as it is obscured by the tree at (1, 1).
Now, you can’t see infinitely far in this forest. Suppose, for example, that the farthest you can see is 4 units. The diagram below shows the trees you would see and the angles between them:
In truth, you can see much farther than 4 units into the forest. You’re not sure exactly how far you can see, but it’s pretty dang far. To be extra clear about this, the diagram above is just an illustration, and you can in fact see much farther than 4 units.
As you look around, you can make out very narrow angular gaps between the trees. The largest gaps are near the positive x-axis and the positive y-axis (similar to the illustrated case above). After those, the next largest pair of gaps are on either side of the tree at (1, 1), 45 degrees up from the x-axis.
Consider the view between 0 and 45 degrees up from the x-axis. The next largest pair of adjacent gaps in this range are on either side of what angle up from the x-axis? (To be clear, you are not considering the gap just above 0 degrees or the gap just below 45 degrees.)

And for extra credit:

The fifth largest pair of adjacent gaps in this range are on either side of what angle up from the x-axis? (Again, you are not considering the gap just above 0 degrees or the gap just below 45 degrees.)

Highlight to reveal (possibly incorrect) solution:

Program. Spreadsheet.

And for extra credit:

Doomsday Book, notes

I’ve recently read Doomsday Book, Connie Willis. These notes are about an aspect of the book, I didn’t really like. Spoilers.

Of course it’s drama and conflict. Of course our hero wants something and can’t get it right away. It’s the obstacles I, ahem, stumble over.

You can’t get what you want:

  • Because you fell ill. Really ill.
  • Because somebody else fell ill. Really ill.
  • Because a lot of people fell ill and quarantine rules apply.
  • Because somebody else has to authorise it, and they are on vacation for 2 weeks and impossible to find.
  • Because somebody else has to authorise it, and they are arrogant and won’t listen to reason. (*)
  • Because your question (or the answer) isn’t understood correctly.
  • Because you talking to the other relevant person Just Isn’t Done, and you can’t figure out a way to do it in secret.
  • Because your sense of duty says you should do something else.
  • Because a 5 year old is being 5 and spoiled.
  • Because a 12 year old is trying to stay away from that creepy guy.
  • Because young people just don’t listen. (*)
  • Because this one person is suspicious and schizophrenic and generally angry and negative. (*)
  • Because this one person is overly protective of her son. (*)
  • Because this one person thinks cheering up = listening to horrible Bible stories. (*)

The (*) means this rubs me the wrong way. Stupid, irrational people not listening. It’s supposed to be funny? Instead it bores me. And it happens a lot.

#ThisWeeksFiddler, 20250418

This week the #puzzle is: Can You Throw the Hammer? #probabilities #game

You and your opponent are competing in a golf match. On any given hole you play, each of you has a 50 percent chance of winning the hole (and a zero percent chance of tying). That said, scorekeeping in this match is a little different from the norm.
Each hole is worth 1 point. Before starting each hole, either you or your opponent can “throw the hammer.” When the hammer has been thrown, whoever did not throw the hammer must either accept the hammer or reject it. If they accept the hammer, the hole is worth 2 points. If they reject the hammer, they concede the hole and its 1 point to their opponent. Both players can throw the hammer on as many holes as they wish. (Should both players decide to throw the hammer at the exact same time—something that can’t be planned in advance—the hole is worth 2 points.)
The first player to reach 3 points wins the match. Suppose all players always make rational decisions to maximize their own chances of winning.
Good news! You have won the first hole, and now lead 1-0. What is your probability of winning the match?

And for extra credit:

Instead of playing to 3 points, now the first player to 5 points wins the match.
Good news (again)! You have won the first hole, and now lead 1-0. What is your probability of winning the match?

Highlight to reveal (possibly incorrect) solution:

Program.

And for extra credit:

#ThisWeeksFiddler, 20250411

This week the question is: Can You Grow a Hibiscus Hedge? #permutation #sequence

Dean has three colors of the hibiscus: red, orange, and yellow. He wants to plant them in a straight hedge of shrubs (each of which is one color) so that the order appears somewhat random, but not truly random. More specifically, he wants the following to be true:
– No two adjacent shrubs have the same color.
– No ordering of three consecutive shrubs appears more than once in the hedge. (But a prior ordering can appear in reverse. For example, ROYOR is an acceptable hedge, but ROYROY is not.)
What is the greatest number of shrubs Dean’s hedge can contain?

And for extra credit:

In addition to red, orange, and yellow hibiscus flowers, Dean now includes a fourth color: pink. Again, he wants to plant a straight hedge of shrubs that appears somewhat random. Here are the rules for ordering the shrubs this time:
– No two adjacent shrubs have the same color.
– No ordering of four consecutive shrubs appears more than once in the hedge. (Again, a prior ordering can appear in reverse.)
– Among any group of four consecutive shrubs, at least three distinct colors are represented.
What is the greatest number of shrubs Dean’s hedge can contain?

Intermission.

I am sort of obsessed with the candy puzzle from last week. Handled correctly, it’s possible to see, that the important graph has a structure, and that this structure can be used to find the required path. (This picture has a few connections missing, but hopefully it still demonstrates the principle.)

Oh! And I’ve just discovered that years ago a similar puzzle was featured on the riddler. Scroll down to the classic solution.

Last week I had to guess at the solution to the extra credit question. As it happens, I had the right idea: 21 students. But that wasn’t what the question actually asked for. Sigh. Read the question carefully, next time, me! Anyway. I got 21 points out of 26 possible in Q1. Actually not bad.

Highlight to reveal (possibly incorrect) solution:

Related problem. Program.

And for extra credit:

Red Mars, notes

I’ve just finished reading #RedMars . A lot can be said about this book. These notes will be about just 3 topics, because I spent extra energy on them. 2 of these topics are actually topics discussed by the characters, so many times, in so many forms. It was a bit confusing for me, until I realized all those discussions were actually related. The 3rd topic is an attempt to create a #timeline .

Society, decision making:

  • Like Earth? Capitalism? Democracy? Communism?
  • Something new?
  • Leaderless?
  • Controlled from Earth?
  • Independent?

Terraforming:

  • Yes/no.
  • Fast/slow.
  • How exactly?

Timeline:

TimePlot
Summer of 2020Boone becomes the first man on Mars.
2022?The selection process for the 1st 100 begins, lasting years before the move to Antarctica.
2024?Construction of the ship to take the 1st 100 to Mars begins, lasting less than 2 years.
2025?The 1st 100 and others live in Antarctica for 1 year.
July 20th, 2026The 9 month voyage from Earth to Mars begins.
The colonists use a new calendar. Ls goes from 0 to 360, and then starts over. A martian year is 668.6 local days long. This is split into Ls 0-90 (northern spring), 90-180 (northern summer), 180-270 (northern fall) and 270-360 (northern winter).
April, 2027The 1st 100 land on Ls = 7.
2029The dirigible Arrowhead is sent from Earth, like a lot of other provisions keep coming.
2031?Children, all about 3 years old.
The hidden colony is founded.
2033?Chalmers becomes US Secretary.
2037?Russell is named scientific head of the terraforming effort. Boone starts working for him.
2043?Arabs arrives on Mars 10 years before Nicosia dedication ceremony.
2044?UNOMA headquarters is established in Burroughs.
2047 / m-year 10Boone tries to figure out who’s responsible for actions of sabotage.
Chalmers has been US Secretary for 3 administrations.
There are 10,000 colonists.
2048 / m-year 11Rejuvenation technique begins use.
The great storm begins.
2050?The great storm ends after 3 years, 2 m-years.
Construction on the space elevator begins.
2053?Nicosia dedication ceremony. The first town of any size to be built free-standing on the martian surface. 5000 people. 25 years of friendship (beginning 2026).
February 6th, 2057 / Ls = 144, m-16The walk on the bridge, an important bit of the negotiation of the new Mars treaty.
June 2057The treaty is signed.
July 2057Chalmers begins a 2 year “vacation”.
2059Chalmers returns to work, frustrated that the treaty isn’t followed.
1,000,000 people on Mars. Less than 1% of the surface habitable.
Revolution.

There’s an intriguing timeline elsewhere.

#ThisWeeksFiddler, 20250404

This week the question is: Can You Solve a High Schooler’s Favorite Puzzle?

A teacher is handing out candy to his students, of which there are at least four. He abides by the following rules:

  • He hands out candy to groups of three students (i.e., “trios”) at a time. Each member of the trio gets one piece of candy.
  • Each unique trio can ask for candy, but that same trio can’t come back for seconds. If students in the trio want more candy, they must return as part of a different trio.
  • When a trio gets candy, the next trio can’t contain any students from that previous trio.

It turns out that every possible trio can get a helping of candy. What is the smallest class size for which this is possible?

And for extra credit:

Instead of trios of students, suppose now that groups of 10 students come up to get candy. This time, there are at least 11 students in the class. As before:

  • Each member of the group of 10 gets one piece of candy per visit.
  • Each unique group of 10 can ask for candy, but the exact same group of 10 can’t come back for seconds. If students in the group want more candy, they must return as part of a different group.
  • When a group of 10 gets candy, the next group of 10 can’t contain any students from the previous group of 10.

Suppose the class size is the minimum that allows every possible group of 10 to get a helping of candy. How many pieces of candy does each student receive?

Highlight to reveal (possibly incorrect) solution:

Program.

And for extra credit:

Rant, week 14 / Brok, uge 14

It is time to rant some! The internet doesn’t contain enough ranting!

Episode 183, 372 pages

A fun little game of trying to guess the number of rankings for books on Goodreads, higher or lower. And then laughing. That many people read this book? That many liked it? LOL.

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Den danske sprog er svær – men gør vi selv nok for at gøre det lettere?

Jeg er helt med på, at hvis man ikke bliver forstået, så hjælper det nok at tale tydeligt.

Men 2 anekdoter er vist ikke nok til at påvise, at dansk er specielt svært.

Det her med spaniere. Er der nogle lyde, de aldrig har lært, og derfor har svært ved at lære som voksne?

#ThisWeeksFiddler, 20250328

This week the question is: Can You Root for the Underdog?

Once again, there are four teams remaining in a bracket: the 1-seed, the 2-seed, the 3-seed, and the 4-seed. In the first round, the 1-seed faces the 4-seed, while the 2-seed faces the 3-seed. The winners of these two matches then face each other in the regional final.

Also, each team possesses a “power index” equal to 5 minus that team’s seed. In other words:

  • The 1-seed has a power index of 4.
  • The 2-seed has a power index of 3.
  • The 3-seed has a power index of 2.
  • The 4-seed has a power index of 1.

In any given matchup, the team with the greater power index would emerge victorious. However, March Madness fans love to root for the underdog. As a result, the team with the lower power index gets an effective “boost” B, where B is some positive non-integer. For example, B could be 0.5, 133.7, or 2𝜋, but not 1 or 42. To be clear, B is a single constant throughout the tournament, for all matchups.

As an illustration, consider the matchup between the 2- and 3-seeds. The favored 2-seed has a power index of 3, while the underdog 3-seed has a power index of 2+B. When B is greater than 1, the 3-seed will defeat the 2-seed in an upset.

Depending on the value of B, different teams will win the tournament. Of the four teams, how many can never win, regardless of the value of B?

And for extra credit:

Instead of four teams, now there are 26, or 64, seeded from 1 through 64. The power index of each team is equal to 65 minus that team’s seed.

The teams play in a traditional seeded tournament format. That is, in the first round, the sum of opponents’ seeds is 26+1, or 65. If the stronger team always advances, then the sum of opponents’ seeds in the second round is 25+1, or 33, and so on.

Once again, the underdog in every match gets a power index boost B, where B is some positive non-integer. Depending on the value of B, different teams will win the tournament. Of the 64 teams, how many can never win, regardless of the value of B?

Highlight to reveal (possibly incorrect) solution:

Spreadsheet. Animation.

And for extra credit:

I do the same thing in the same spreadsheet, just bigger. This reveals the winning teams 1, 2, 10, 6, 22, 18, 14, 46, 50, 54, 58 and 62, 12 teams in all. 64-12 = 52 teams can never win. After correcting some errors in the spreadsheet after getting a hint from a fellow fiddler, it now reveals the winning teams 1, 3-2 (because I found them in that order), 6-4, 12-8, 24-16 and 48-64. Therefore 7, 13-15, 25-47 can’t win. 1 + 3 + 23 = 27 teams.

Rant, week 13 / Brok, uge 13

It is time to rant some! The internet doesn’t contain enough ranting!

Nothing? Oh my.

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Vi tager gerne en tur til i manegen med ’Hunger Games’ (paywall)

5. bind af Hunger Games bliver villigt kaldt en dystopi her. 👍🏻 Men den bliver også kaldt fantasy. 2-3 gange. Suk.

Levering fra GLS

Sådan noget som 10. gang, at en lever-derhjemme-pakke ikke bliver leveret derhjemme. Metoden er noget i retning af, at chaufføren skal tage et billede af sin tommelfinger foran min ringeklokke, men derefter faktisk ikke ringer på. Og så åbner jeg selvfølgelig ikke døren …

Så kontakter jeg dem for at klage. En eller anden finder fotografiet, og siger så, at alt er efter bogen. Ikke noget at gøre.

Et par gange har jeg sat en optager til, så jeg kunne dokumentere, at lyden af min ringeklokke ikke var der. Det har tilsyneladende ikke hjulpet på noget, at jeg kunne sende sådan en.

De er jo nødt til at stole på deres chauffør. Siger de. Men det sætter mig bare i en vanskelig situation. Er der nogen måde, jeg kan bevise min historie på, som de vil godtage?

Foreløbig bruger jeg så vidt muligt andre firmaer. Nu har jeg så også prøvet at anmelde dem på Trustpilot. Hvor jeg kan se, at masser af andre klager over det samme. Og bliver afvist på samme måde.